Friday, December 16, 2005
All of the happenings in the past twelve hours or so have left me cold. Except March of the Penguins. And Katamari Damacy.
I had a dream that a friend wanted me to perform surgery on his legs because they weren't skinny enough, and that I did the procedure entirely with my teeth. Yeah, so that's biting and ripping chunks of flesh all the way up the shin and a little bit past the knee. No blood, though, and no open wounds either. When I was done I warned him not to spill the glass of milk on himself. I accidentally got milk on my hands and washed it off in a glass of vodka that was conveniently sitting near by. I went upstairs to the bathroom to look for my mom's first aid kit. All I could find were some medium sized band-aids, so we used those to cover the now oozing scars. Just as I was waking up, my friend started to tell me that he hopes he won't be able to use his knees again so he can be the mysterious mutant outcast.
Ugh.
I had a dream that a friend wanted me to perform surgery on his legs because they weren't skinny enough, and that I did the procedure entirely with my teeth. Yeah, so that's biting and ripping chunks of flesh all the way up the shin and a little bit past the knee. No blood, though, and no open wounds either. When I was done I warned him not to spill the glass of milk on himself. I accidentally got milk on my hands and washed it off in a glass of vodka that was conveniently sitting near by. I went upstairs to the bathroom to look for my mom's first aid kit. All I could find were some medium sized band-aids, so we used those to cover the now oozing scars. Just as I was waking up, my friend started to tell me that he hopes he won't be able to use his knees again so he can be the mysterious mutant outcast.
Ugh.
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