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Re: "Hey, I want my Jesus back. He is the light of my world, and since our friendship has deteriorated, I think it's fair that I take the light back to keep for myself."

Dear ANONYMOUS,
1. I was under the impression that Jesus was given to me years ago as a birthday present.
2. His new home is in Wisconsin. If you want him that badly, you'll have to come and get him.
3. If your friendships are deteriorating, I think you have some bigger issues to worry about.
4. Glad to hear you're doing well.
5. Fair is fowl and fowl is fair? Cluck cluck cluck.
6. Don't be a chicken, please sign your name if we are or were ever friends.
Love and kisses always,
BECKY