Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Nice little vacation thus far. I'm still feeling like I never want to go back. There's really nothing wrong with college, but sometimes I get the idea that I would be better off just getting married and quitting while I'm ahead. That's certainly not going to happen at the rate I'm going, but S. said that in ten years he'll be my boyfriend.
Kidding, of course.
It's good to be back in business here, causing more trouble than ever. Caroline and I will be lucky if many charges of harassment and trespassing and theft (and general creepiness) are not brought against us. It's not really as bad as it seems.
You see, your honor, it's not technically "breaking and entering" if the front door is unlocked and nobody lives there any more... [Exhibit A: Freezer filled with festering meat.]
Look for blurred photos of my car on the internet tomorrow morning. WANTED.
Kidding, of course.
It's good to be back in business here, causing more trouble than ever. Caroline and I will be lucky if many charges of harassment and trespassing and theft (and general creepiness) are not brought against us. It's not really as bad as it seems.
You see, your honor, it's not technically "breaking and entering" if the front door is unlocked and nobody lives there any more... [Exhibit A: Freezer filled with festering meat.]
Look for blurred photos of my car on the internet tomorrow morning. WANTED.
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