friskin

Today I was walking th dog and an old man was standing on the sidewalk. Naturally, Tipper went to him to say hello, and the old man said to her, "Hey there, is she treating you good? Eh? If she's not treating you good I'll spank her!"

I was like...drrrrr.... So I said, "Of course I am." And then I ran away.

Creepy.