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skye yes 681 (12:28:27 AM): it's not possible to weigh a negative amount
skye yes 681 (12:28:31 AM): just ask mrs keller
skye yes 681 (12:28:35 AM): she'll tell you
ShadowoftheDusk (12:29:00 AM): well...i claim that everything around me is traveling faster than the speed of light
ShadowoftheDusk (12:29:07 AM): and by einstein, that would mean my mass is negative
ShadowoftheDusk (12:29:41 AM): you know, when i was little, i thought the Einstein was named after the element Einsteinium (instead of the other way around)...i figured his parents wanted him to be a scientist
skye yes 681 (12:29:46 AM): well, it's not moving at the speed of light
skye yes 681 (12:29:59 AM): and einstein hates you.
skye yes 681 (12:30:05 AM): he told me.
ShadowoftheDusk (12:30:12 AM): you are moving faster than the speed of light along with everything else, so the universe is not moving relative to you
skye yes 681 (12:30:14 AM): he said you're too small for him to like.
ShadowoftheDusk (12:30:20 AM): ::::::::(